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a table, a chair, a bowl of fruit, and a violin; what else does one need to be happy?

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forgot their prada at the cleaner's along with their hoodie and fuck-you flip-flops

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sunnyburn: moniquill: homesewingiskillingfashion: 1895 satire in Punch magazine on wearing a bicycle suit despite lacking a bicycle Gertrude: “My dear Jessie, what on earth is that bicycle suit for?” Jessie: “Why, to wear of course.” Gertrude: “But you haven’t got a bicycle!” Jessie: “No, but I’ve got a sewing machine!” Amended dialog: Gertrude: “My dear Jessie, what on earth is that bicycle suit for?” Jessie: “Why, to wear of course.” Gertrude: “But you haven’t got a bicycle!” Jessie: “It’s hardly my fault that you can’t handle how motherfucking punk I am, Gertie. You wish you were this swag.”

sunnyburn:

moniquill:

homesewingiskillingfashion:

1895 satire in Punch magazine on wearing a bicycle suit despite lacking a bicycle

Gertrude: “My dear Jessie, what on earth is that bicycle suit for?”

Jessie: “Why, to wear of course.”

Gertrude: “But you haven’t got a bicycle!”

Jessie: “No, but I’ve got a sewing machine!”

Amended dialog:

Gertrude: “My dear Jessie, what on earth is that bicycle suit for?”

Jessie: “Why, to wear of course.”

Gertrude: “But you haven’t got a bicycle!”

Jessie: “It’s hardly my fault that you can’t handle how motherfucking punk I am, Gertie. You wish you were this swag.”

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